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Jackdaw

Today at 20:00:40
Going to have to try bourbon and beans. That should be an explosive combination.

Baggey

Today at 13:15:42
I sometimes mix a chicken vindaloo and a Tika Masala together. Awesome  :P

Dabzy

Today at 05:49:34
And doing the act was the realisation I went for an indian when out... 20mins I was in the thunderbox waiting for me back chaff to cool down!

Dabzy

Today at 05:48:11
When I was on my "Year On The Blur", aka drinking after getting divorced, I was minging one night, couldnt remember getting home. Anyway, next day, went to work, and needed a poo...

GfK

2025-10-15, 21:39:05
I overdosed on jelly babies once and my arse was like the shooty gun bit at the start of James Bond

Amon

2025-10-15, 20:16:38
lol

Jackdaw

2025-10-15, 19:40:48
Never had a Phall or a tinderloo. But I have heard that your backside feels like that map at the start of every episode of Bonanza.

GfK

2025-10-15, 19:22:25
Never confuse phall with phallus

Baggey

2025-10-15, 18:30:58
My mate ate a phall one night. Even that was to hot for me. I bet he suffered in the morning!  :-[

Dabzy

2025-10-15, 18:02:52
I like nice and toasty bit of fire in my bait as well, I used to eat really red hot gear, but nowadays if I do... Heartburn happens! :(

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